I can’t believe how much milk we go through every week.
I remember my dad calling on his way home from work to see if we needed anything and it seemed like every night my mother always said we needed milk and bread. I guess my three brothers and I went through a lot of the stuff.
My kids are doing the same.
Also, can someone explain why that organic milk lasts a couple of months…. and the regular stuff only about a week? The expiration date on one of the organic brands I just ran out of says it would have stayed good through February 28th!
I was thinking this morning how nice it would be to have milk delivered to the house…. especially in weather like this. 
But do you see the smile on this guy’s face? That might be tough to deal with early in the morning… because it looks like he’d always have a cow joke that I’d have to pretend was funny.
*** Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder.
*** What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia
*** Where do cows go when they want a night out? To the moo-vies!
*** What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? Bull-dozin’
*** Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.
*** What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning? “It’s just an udder day”
*** How does a farmer count a herd of cows? With a Cowculator
***Where do Russians get their milk? From Mos-cows
*** What do call a cow that has just had a calf? Decalfenated
Ok. I’m done now.
