Here’s a letter I got in the mail today here at work:
Michelle,
I’ll make this short and fast —- you have beautiful facial features but your “do” says nothing in a way of enhancement —- when I see you on the box you remind me of Geo. Washington in the picture painting of crossing the Delaware (of course he has grey hair but never the less) I am compel to stand up and put my hand over my heart and sing “God bless America” —- out of curiosity does you husband cut your hair? – it does look like a home job.
The letter wasn’t signed…. but I think she/he may be right.
I think I’ll call my hairdresser asap ….. and demand he bring my look up to date. (at least by a few dozen decades) ; )
